The Kanye West Story

This one takes place after the coma when all the drugs were still in my system. This was a very vivid hallucination that still feels like a memory. The only people that were actually with me was Kels, and eventually my Physio therapist. Keep in mind I am completely almost completely paralyzed and unable to even sit up let alone walk.

Today I find myself lost in some tunnels underneath Toronto. Picture a giant parking garage. Im driving around trying to find my way back to the hospital, have no idea where I am going and traffic is horrible so I park. I walk to the nearest street sign and it has directions to st mikes hospital on it. Apparently im on level 3 or something and St.Mikes was on level 14. Now all over the place there are small one person elevators that you lay down in and say your level out loud and this tube takes you there. I couldnt get it to work so I asked this guy walking by. This Guy turned out to be Rick Campenelli.
me: Hey dude, how the hell do I work this thing.
Rick: I don't know man but take this ticket to much on demand and come watch.
He walks away into the crowd.

So I start walking up the levels until I reach 14. This is when Kels walks up and I start telling her alll about my day. (this is real, Kels reallly did come visit) Then I notice that theres regular roads and then water running next to them, as well as water parking spaces. I ask someone walking past who parks in them and he said Kanye West and Jay Z and looked at me like I was crazy for even asking. They are also the only people who park themselves, everyone else uses valet parking.

That is when Kanye pulls up and gets off his Sea-Doo. At this point my physio therapist is in the room and doing exercises with me but I wont say a word because Kanye is walking past. He was going to teach Muay Thai to some patients and I insisted to everyone with me that this was common knowledge. Kanye always works in the hospital teaching Muay Thai apparently.

My memory ends with Kanye coming back through hopping on his Sea-Doo and driving away. He forgot his helmet.